9/25/2023 0 Comments Sicilian phrases funnyLiteral translation: A donkey talking about ears.Īunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda. Literal translation: To go through the branches.īurro hablando de orejas. Literal translation: To put in the batteries. Literal translation: To take someone else’s hair. Literal translation: Not knowing a potato about something. Whether you know some Spanish or are a brand new speaker, here are some phrases to memorize: Funny Phrases In Spanish Unsplash / Felix Rostig ![]() “It is garbage!†Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.Īmore, Roma. You can say them exactly the same way forward and backward!Īre we not pure? “No, sir!†Panama’s moody Noriega brags. Funny Phrases To Say Backwards Unsplash / Toa Heftiba I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs, one who is smart, has devilishly good looks, and knows all sorts of funny sayings. I nearly answered him.Ī bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Where would you put it?Ī cookie a day keeps the sadness away. Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!ĭon’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.ĭoesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork.Ĭome over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.ĭon’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.ĭear math, grow up and solve your own problems. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light bulb in the fridge? I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. Why am I sick now? It’s not a school day. ![]() They’ll get plenty of laughs, so don’t hold back the humor! Funny Phrases For Kids Unsplash / Linas DruliaĬhildren are going to love these funny phrases. You’re boring me to death and my survival instincts are kicking in. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. I always say “Morning†instead of “Good morningâ€â€”if it were a good morning, I’d still be sleeping and not talking to people! Want to know what it’s like to have the best kid in the world? You’ll have to ask Grandma and Grandpa. I get enough exercise from pushing my luck. ![]() Studies show that people who have the most of them live the longest. Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.īirthdays are good for you. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.Ĭancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything. Know the difference between your opinion and a pizza? I asked for a pizza. I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine! You know what they say—dynamite comes in small packages. The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day. ![]() Whatever you’re doing, always give 100 percent. When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,†I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.Ī diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Īlcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.Īll my life I thought air was for free. The tenth is humming.Īlcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.ĭo not argue with an idiot. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.ĩ out of 10 voices in my head say that I’m crazy. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. Make sure to share them with your family and friends! Here are some hilarious jokes you’re going to love to hear. Best Funny Phrases To Say Unsplash / Priscilla Du Preez
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